clazzy

classmate: that song's old
me: your mum's old but you listen to her
-knocks chair down, stands on table, double flip off, high fives teacher, strip and run down the streets screaming yolo-

padfootmagic:

do you ever get that jealousy feeling when someone else likes your favorite celebrity and you’re like no he’s mine

sighcopath:

do you think jimmy neutron says “gotta blast!” right before he cums